With that kind of intro, you just know spoilers are afoot. If you don't dig that kind of thing, avert yer eyes!
Nothing would have ever prepared us for World War Z. Nothing. It was literally a heart-pounding ride all throughout with only the shortest stops for a bite of popcorn. And before you go saying "Not another zombie movie!", oooh... World War Z promises to be that and more. MORE being the operative word here.
MORE HEROIC... uh... INTUITION.
And... MORE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THEORIES! Love these!
Is this a massacre brought on by the serial killer known as Mother Nature?
Is this a plague sent by God to reset the mankind button once again? I got all giddy when He tried to spare Jerusalem all over again, too.
Or, is this an invasion conspiracy wherein only the healthy turn into zombies while the ill and weak continue to survive while they can? Seriously, these zombies won't even eat you. They just bite you so you, too, will turn. Evil. I say that's pretty scheme-ish. It makes the zombie apocalypse almost like a weapon of war. Hmm...
But I overanalyze.
If you plan to watch World War Z soon --and I highly recommend it-- prepare to lose your breath.
If you plan to survive the zombie apocalypse in the future --and I highly recommend this, too-- lose the stilettos and run.